Comedic Halloween Fan Gifts

Health Conscious Halloween

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Toadstools

"Home depot."

Silence of the Chickens...

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Broomstick crash.

"I said slime."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Devi's brew?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Open House of Horrors

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'There's an imposter among us!'

"We should start wearing masks."