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Health Conscious Halloween

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Transylvanian backpackers.

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Toadstools

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Home depot."

Silence of the Chickens...

"I said slime."

Broomstick crash.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Devi's brew?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Same goash-darn thing every full moon, eh, Mr. Harper?"

Open House of Horrors

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Monster Self-Help

Zombie Problems