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The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Pick me!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Toadstools

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Broomstick crash.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.