Halloween Fan With A Pet Prints

The grim reaper (of humans) and the angel of death (for dogs) are foreshadowing the imminent death of a man and his doh.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Do you have any catsup?'

Toadstools

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"