Comedic Horror Fan Gifts

The Texas Chainsmoker's Mascara.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

'Lock your door and role up your window.'

2 mummies...

Just unburied.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Open House of Horrors

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

Monsters looking for a new bed to move under.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Zombie Problems

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'Frankendumpty'

'Regular or decapitated?'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

'I'll be the back yard cutting firewood. Have you seen my protective goggles?. . .Well, luckily I kept my old hockey mask!'