Horror Humor Fan Gifts

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

Frankenhog.

"...I....I'm a... life insurances...erm...salesman..."

'This show was filmed in front of a dead studio audience.'

'I give you my heart,'

Vampire Mobile.

Scary Scarecrow

"Don't you know what happens to the naive blonde who goes into the dark cellar? Have you not read the script?"

"And another pitcher from, Team Zombie, THROWS OUT his arm."

"You said to hire a face painter and I did! Bill is a mortician!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Love at First Sight

Transylvanian backpackers.

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Silence of the Chickens...

Out To Lurch

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Canine Scentipede

"The Eggsorcist"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'Hello, I'm Dr. Frank Stein and this is my anaesthetist, Dr. Ivan Gore. We'll be doing your hernia operation tomorrow.'

The Snooze Bar.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"