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Halloween pumpkin

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Pumpkin patch

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Devi's brew?"

Fall on a desert island

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

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Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Monster Self-Help

"We should start wearing masks."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Death Beggar

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

Witches at a cauldron.

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Tupperware Wolf

French Animal Noises.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'