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"Mom says it's safer."

'Hey! This isn't a cookie. It's a dog biscuit.'

"The second bag is a doggie bag for my schnauzer, Buddy."

'He's going 'trick or treating' as you. If that doesn't frighten the neighbours, nothing will.'

'Is that costume supposed to frighten me?'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

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"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"Devi's brew?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

"We should start wearing masks."

I want to hold your hand

Monster Self-Help

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

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Santa's wash day.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Death Beggar

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

Witches at a cauldron.

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.