Carnival Fan T-Shirts

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

House of Mirrors

Lipstick re-apply fee at kissing booth.

'It's sad to see a man of the right caliber backfire.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Stick Your Head Out The Window

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

Carioca

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Clown Face Painting

Pearly King and Queen

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Face Painting.

Carioca

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Brazilian Blow dry