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A baby T-rex throws hoops onto a triceratops's horns.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

The Family Joules: Part 16

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Carioca

Tunnel of TV

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Snowman

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Tunnel of Infatuation

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A fairground attraction

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

25¢ Ride the Pony

Face Painting.