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Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

The Family Joules: Part 16

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"It's probably just seasonal."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Mime Baby

Date Night

The Brazilian Blow dry

Tunnel of Infatuation

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

High Five

A fairground attraction

Face Painting.

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"Guess the weight you used to be"