Carnival Connoisseur T-Shirts

"What do you mean you've lost my other case?"

Tunnel of Unrequited Love.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Baroque Peacock

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Piano Recital

Hay Rides $10

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco Peacock

Prosecco

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Face Painting.

Tunnel of TV

Carioca

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Un ballo in maschera

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

The Walk of Shame

Fabulous civil union cake.

Tunnel of Infatuation

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Casino. Keno. $$$. Win. Cashier. He sure wins a lot! He's "Keno Savvy."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."