Carnival Connoisseur Pillows

"What do you mean you've lost my other case?"

Tunnel of Unrequited Love.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Mardi Gras

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Baroque Peacock

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Piano Recital

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Hay Rides $10

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Un ballo in maschera

Prosecco

Prosecco Peacock

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Carioca

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Fabulous civil union cake.

The Walk of Shame

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

The Brazilian Blow dry

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

A fairground attraction