Carnival Enthusiasts Pillows

Line for a funnel cake stand.

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

'Look, the sign clearly says value hall of mirrors.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Mime Baby

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

High Five

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A fairground attraction

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Face Painting.

"Throw me somethin', mister."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'