Carnival Enthusiasts Gifts

Line for a funnel cake stand.

One duck in a shooting gallery has managed to avoid being shot - 'I'm guess I'm just a lucky duck!'

"It's expensive and difficult, but at least if you win, you get to take home a huge piece of garbage."

'Look, the sign clearly says value hall of mirrors.'

Husband and wife come out of Tunnel of Love, and man is fishing

Tunnel of Infatuation

"This ride is for parents and their kids."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

The Family Joules: Part 16

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

Tunnel of TV

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Mime Baby

The Brazilian Blow dry

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A fairground attraction

High Five

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

Face Painting.