Carnival Lovers Gifts

Guess your sperm count

Pick your own whiskers.

'The show must go on!!'

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

'That ain't a unicorn. Where's its horn?'

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Mardi Gras

The Family Joules: Part 16

Dancing Doctor

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

"We won!"

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

GCSEs

Bryan Ferry

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown Face Painting

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

Carioca