Carnival Aficionado Gifts

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

Hay Rides $10

"Throw me somethin', mister."

10 Drive-By Shots $1.00

The Firing squad.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Circus trousers

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

The Family Joules: Part 16

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

Clown Face Painting

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

Face Painting.

Carioca

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

The Brazilian Blow dry

King of Music.

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

Cat at Surprise Party.

Champagne