Carnival Game Aficionado Gifts

Whack-A-Soul

"Ladies, guess your age, weight & shoe size $5"

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Fist Bumper Cars

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Camping-Pong

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Tunnel of Infatuation

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Antler Buzzers.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A fairground attraction

"Your shout!"

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

Face Painting.

"Guess the weight you used to be"

"Throw me somethin', mister."

"Is there anybody there?"

Face painting - children have no faces