Carnival Fan Gifts

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

House of Mirrors

Lipstick re-apply fee at kissing booth.

'It's sad to see a man of the right caliber backfire.'

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Stick Your Head Out The Window

GUESS YOUR WEIGHT, but lie to make you feel better!

Carioca

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Mardi Gras

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

Pearly King and Queen

Clown Face Painting

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Carioca

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Face Painting.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The dark side of Halloween.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"