Carnival Aficionado T-Shirts

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

Hay Rides $10

"Throw me somethin', mister."

10 Drive-By Shots $1.00

The Firing squad.

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Circus trousers

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Tunnel of TV

Carioca

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Face Painting.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Brazilian Blow dry

King of Music.

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Cat at Surprise Party.

Champagne

Narcissist in the tunnel of love.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

Festive squad

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

A fairground attraction

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"