Carnival Aficionados Pillows

Tunnel De Trompe L'Oeil

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Mardi Gras

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Hay Rides $10

Fist Bumper Cars

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

Clown Face Painting

"It's probably just seasonal."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Face Painting.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

Carioca

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

Date Night

Mime Baby

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A fairground attraction

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I guessed my way to a perfect score on the GMAT, then I guessed my way through grad school and several middle management jobs...."

High Five

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Face Painting.

"Guess the weight you used to be"