Carnivore Connoisseur Pillows

Add a touch of meat-inspired humor and charm to their space with pillows that feature playful designs celebrating their passion for all things carnivore.

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"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?" mockup

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

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'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...' mockup

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

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Pre-Need Decisions

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'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.' mockup

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

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Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

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Lion at a restaurant

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One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry mockup

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

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"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender." mockup

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

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"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you." mockup

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

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Ground Game!

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what did you do to butcher swenson mockup

what did you do to butcher swenson

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'We Brits eat every part of the cow, and use the horn as a toothpick.'

'We Brits eat every part of the cow, and use the horn as a toothpick.' mockup

'We Brits eat every part of the cow, and use the horn as a toothpick.'

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'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.' mockup

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

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'I'm feeling frisky today - I'll have the fresh antelope!'

'I'm feeling frisky today - I'll have the fresh antelope!' mockup

'I'm feeling frisky today - I'll have the fresh antelope!'

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"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course." mockup

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

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"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?" mockup

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

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Cow's Last Will and Testament.

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'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.' mockup

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

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Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

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"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much." mockup

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

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"I come here for the pepper."

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'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.' mockup

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

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'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.' mockup

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?' mockup

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

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"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?" mockup

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

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Full English Breakfast.

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A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high. mockup

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

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Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground mockup

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

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'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!' mockup

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

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"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?" mockup

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

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"Regular service or affected?"

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this bordeaux speaks for itself

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'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?' mockup

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

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"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

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Carnivore Connoisseur Pillows Collection

Carnivore Connoisseur Mugs

Explore our range of carnivore connoisseur mugs for a hilarious and delightful way to enjoy your favorite beverages—perfect for any meat enthusiast.

Carnivore Connoisseur Prints

Browse our selection of art prints celebrating meat lovers, ideal for decorating kitchens or eating areas with humor and style.

Carnivore Connoisseur T-Shirts

Check out our collection of carnivore-themed T-shirts to wear your love for meat proudly and humorously—great for casual days and meat-loving gatherings.