Carnivore Pillows

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"Salad again! How about some beef for a change?"

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"It just seems fair, me being a carnivore and you being a vegan."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Ground Game!

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'