Carnivore Lover Pillows

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'