Carnivore Enthusiasts Pillows

'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'I'm glad I'm a carnivore: Nobody forces me to eat my vegetables...'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

Jurassic Country Club.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

Ground Game!

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

We'll have whatever they are

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'