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'OK, it's a deal: I'll get you a Christmas Turkey if you get me a big Salmon...'

'I'm glad I'm a carnivore: Nobody forces me to eat my vegetables...'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

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Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Jurassic Country Club.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

We'll have whatever they are

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

Ground Game!

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."