Carnivore Gifts

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

We'll have whatever they are

"Salad again! How about some beef for a change?"

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"It just seems fair, me being a carnivore and you being a vegan."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'White meat or dark?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."