Culinary Carnivore Gifts

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

"Namasteak"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."