Carnivore Enthusiast Gifts

"Did we mention that we spent last summer in Maine?"

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"I describe myself as a meatetarian. It sounds healthier."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Eat your predigested greens."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'

Too rare perhaps?

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Cooked rare.

"So, that will be meat with extra meat sauce, and a side of meat."

"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

*=Hotdog

The Butcher of 35th street.

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Venus Fly Trap

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'