Carnivore Admirer Gifts

'I sent out for everything.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

*=Hotdog

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

'White meat or dark?'

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

Ground Game!

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."