Carnivore Admirer Gifts

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

'I sent out for everything.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

The beautiful but deadly 'Venus dog trap'.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

Ground Game!

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'