Carnivore Aficionado Gifts

'Of course I'm healthy! I eat what my dog eats...prime rib!'

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"Listen pal...when I said I wanted my steak rare...I meant some form of endangered species!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Just between you and me, Mrs Frobish, how'd you like the lowdown on what's really in knockwurst?'

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

Cooked rare.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

Too rare perhaps?

Sausage

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'