Carnivore Fan Gifts

'White meat or dark?'

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

Ground Game!

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

We'll have whatever they are