Carnivore Fan Prints

'White meat or dark?'

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

We'll have whatever they are

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."