Carnivore Curious Gifts

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'And I said to him: What a coincidence, I only eat 'vegetarians' too...'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

"You're right. Tastes like chicken."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

Ground Game!

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'