Carnivore Cultivating Curiosity Gifts

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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A butcher and his apprentice.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"For the health-conscious, we suggest you chase your own zebra."

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

Venus Fly Trap

'Your businessman's lunch, sir — Raw meat and whiskey.'

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

We'll have whatever they are

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

Ground Game!

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"