Curious Carnivore Gifts

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

But is it organic?

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

We'll have whatever they are

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

100% organic pork sausages

Ground Game!

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'