Curious Carnivores Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

"Two steaks, cruelly raised and brutally slaughtered. Enjoy!"

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Ground Game!

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

We'll have whatever they are