Quirky Carnivore Gifts

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

"Hey, where's Frank?"

"I love you, you big fool."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

"There are 12,000 species of ants... and you prefer worms?"

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'