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'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

"Hey, where's Frank?"

"I love you, you big fool."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

You are what you eat (Nuts).

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."