Quirky Omnivore T-Shirts

"I can see...two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!"

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Tzatzikicicle

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Ice Cream Flavors

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'You're pushing food round your plate.' 'No, it's moving on its own.'

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

"The chef will accommodate gluten-free requests, but only with a note from your doctor."

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'My husband eats like a bird - Do you have regurgitated insects?'

"Mom says I should eat differnt colored foods. I'll have a pizza with jelly beans."

Eye of Newt Helper

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

"There are 12,000 species of ants... and you prefer worms?"

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'Maybe we should have read the reviews first?'