Quirky Carnivore Tracker Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for a food lover with a humorous streak? Our quirky carnivore tracker collection combines humor and passion for meat, making everyday accessories a conversation starter. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items are designed for those who take their love for meat seriously—without taking themselves too seriously.

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'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.' mockup

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

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'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.' mockup

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

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'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...' mockup

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

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Penguin

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"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau." mockup

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

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Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?' mockup

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

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Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection mockup

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

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'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?' mockup

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

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"It's an app."

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"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists." mockup

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

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Jurassic Country Club.

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"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..." mockup

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

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"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging." mockup

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

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Elephant Tracks.

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'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!' mockup

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

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"She's a weiner cat."

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'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.' mockup

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

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Bizarre sights.

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'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.' mockup

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

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"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..." mockup

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

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'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?' mockup

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

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Fox Hunters.

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'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...' mockup

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

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"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal." mockup

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

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Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat. mockup

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

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'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.' mockup

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

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Shooting in Ireland

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"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!" mockup

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

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'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.' mockup

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

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'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.' mockup

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

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'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.' mockup

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

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"Hey, where's Frank?"

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Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1. mockup

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

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"What do you say we follow something else?"

"What do you say we follow something else?" mockup

"What do you say we follow something else?"

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'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.' mockup

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

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Quirky Carnivore Tracker Gifts Collection

Quirky Carnivore Tracker Mugs

Explore our full range of quirky carnivore trackers on mugs and find the perfect humorous addition to your coffee or tea routine.

Quirky Carnivore Tracker Pillows

Cozy up with our humorous carnivore pillows and check out even more fun, meat-inspired home accessories.

Quirky Carnivore Tracker Prints

Discover bold prints that celebrate your passion for carnivory and browse our entire collection of humorous, food-loving artwork for your walls.

Quirky Carnivore Tracker T-Shirts

Gear up with our playful carnivore-themed t-shirts, and discover more ways to show your love for meat with humor and style.