Quirky Carnivore Tracker Gifts

'I'm not sure if I'm a vegan or not but I do only eat animals that are herbivores.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Penguin

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"It's an app."

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Jurassic Country Club.

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"Don't look now, but in 3 seconds I want you to very nonchalantly look at my tail and tell me if it's wagging."

Elephant Tracks.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'If you ask me, they're after your bank account number.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

Bizarre sights.

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Fox Hunters.

"Sure, dead meat is good...it's just that sometimes I'd like a nice salad or a fruit cup!"

'I know his tracks go that way - that's why I'm going this way.'

"We're wolves, Jessica. We eat veal."

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

Shooting in Ireland

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

'I disagree, Bob. These tracks are old. That grizzly's miles away from here by now.'

'Rather than tagging him, let's follow him by giving him a smart phone.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 1.

"I've hacked into the scientists' network Dad so we can track the lion pride too..."

"What do you say we follow something else?"