Comical Carnivores Gifts

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Cow Show Tunes

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Moo Out Loud

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

Cow writer.

Curse my curiosity and four stomachs!

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Snowman carrot substitute.

"Who allowed Andy Serkis to Mo-Cap Beverly?"

YAAY! Slam dump!

Grassy breath?

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Either one of us is pregnant, or he's lost his watch again!

"Never seeing another bucket is on my bucket list."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

"Yes, the grass is greener on the other side, but significantly sparser too, so it's a toss-up really...."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

Cows buying from 'Pants R us'

Dog working as a butcher.

Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

A Reversing Cow

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"So do you want white or green meat?"

A rump of butchers