Carnivore Comedian Gifts

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

Cooked rare.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'