Carnivore Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for a carnivore comedian who loves to laugh and indulge in their meat obsession? Our collection offers funny mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their humor and passion for all things meaty. These thoughtful and hilarious items are ideal for inspiring smiles and sparking conversations about their culinary and comedic tastes. Whether they’re cracking jokes about steaks or roasting vegetarian friends, you'll find a gift that hits the right spot!

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'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?' mockup

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

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Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie" mockup

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

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'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.' mockup

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

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"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please." mockup

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

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"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?" mockup

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

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'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!' mockup

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

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"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?" mockup

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

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I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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*=Hotdog

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'White meat or dark?'

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'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?' mockup

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

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'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.' mockup

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

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"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!" mockup

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

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"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..." mockup

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

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"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..." mockup

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

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Cooked rare.

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'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.' mockup

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

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Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served. mockup

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

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Too rare perhaps?

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"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet." mockup

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

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"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food." mockup

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

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'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?' mockup

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!' mockup

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak." mockup

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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"There's been a terrible mistake!!" mockup

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

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'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!' mockup

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

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"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me." mockup

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

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"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer." mockup

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

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"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual." mockup

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

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"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that." mockup

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

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Dog working as a butcher.

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'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

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'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...' mockup

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

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'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...' mockup

'I'm tired of the old and weak ones: They don't really taste that great...'

from $19.00

Carnivore Comedian Gifts Collection

Carnivore Comedian Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs for carnivore comedians. Find humorous designs that are perfect for coffee or tea and make every sip a funny moment.

Carnivore Comedian Pillows

Brighten their living space with funny and cozy carnivore comedian pillows. Ideal for comedy fans and meat lovers who enjoy a good laugh.

Carnivore Comedian Prints

Browse our humorous art prints for carnivore comedians. Perfect for decorating their comedy den or kitchen with witty and meat-inspired artwork.

Carnivore Comedian T-Shirts

Discover hilarious t-shirts for carnivore comedians. Perfect for casual outings or comedy shows, these shirts showcase their love for meat and humor in style.