Carnivore Comedians Gifts

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'White meat or dark?'

*=Hotdog

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

A real turkey lunch.

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

Dog working as a butcher.

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

A rump of butchers

"So do you want white or green meat?"

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

"Of course you'd rather eat a hundred dozen jelly donuts..."

Dinosaur to dinosaur eating caveman: 'Don't be ridiculous, you're herbivorous.' ('Exactly. His name was Herb.')