Carnivorous Comedian Gifts

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

*=Hotdog

'White meat or dark?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

'We lit the fire and we're cooking the meat.' 'Hey - easy with the technobabble.'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

A real turkey lunch.

Dog working as a butcher.

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

Fat man picking up women in supermarket

"So do you want white or green meat?"

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

"No, obesity doesn't run in my family - it walks."

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

Dinosaur to dinosaur eating caveman: 'Don't be ridiculous, you're herbivorous.' ('Exactly. His name was Herb.')

Vegetarian Watch confronts a notorious carnivore.