Carnivore Comedy Gifts

'You look good!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

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'White meat or dark?'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

'I told you not to order the stake.'

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

We'll have whatever they are

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'