Carnivore Comedy Mugs

'You look good!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

*=Hotdog

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Scientists Discover the Gene for Heterosexuality in Men

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Too rare perhaps?

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

We'll have whatever they are

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'A person has to eat. Right, Judge?'