Carnivore Comedians Mugs

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"What!?! I like a nice salad every now and then, too. What of it?"

'White meat or dark?'

*=Hotdog

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'I told you not to order the stake.'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

"There's been a terrible mistake!!"

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

"Something I ate disagreed with me." "What did you eat?" "Ibuku. He disagreed with me."

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

"I refuse to eat vegan food. I'm an omnivore, me!"

A real turkey lunch.

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

Dog working as a butcher.

'. . . And for all you vegetarians out there the Venus Flytrap.'

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

"So do you want white or green meat?"

"Of course you'd rather eat a hundred dozen jelly donuts..."

"One man's meat is another man's beloved pet."

A rump of butchers

'Gimme some bread, quick! I think I've got a tusk caught in my throat!'

"Remember what happens in vegans stays in vegans."