Carnivore Comic Gifts

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

Dog working as a butcher.

A rump of butchers

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'White meat or dark?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

Cooked rare.

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'I told you not to order the stake.'

Sick Of A Low-Carb Diet

'I wonder if we're getting enough fibre?'

Caveman restaurant: Oogs Pieces of cooked meet: Over one Dozen Served.

Too rare perhaps?

"So who gets the rib eye and who gets the salad?"

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

'Would you like it rare, very rare or still running? We close in twenty minutes.'

"The abattoir hasn't any butchers so you'll have to help yourself a bit more than usual."

'Not at all, Mr. Porker, we already have several pigs working in our company cafeteria.'

"Oh yes sir, white collar—very tender."

Dr Atkins on a date: 'Why does he keep looking at me like I'm a piece of meat?'

Ground Game!

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'