Carnivore Comics Connoisseur Gifts

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Family Joules: Part 21

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

Malcolm Sargent

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Inaction Figure

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

I think my work ethic needs some work. Not to mention some ethics.

"I thought he was into fitness, but his 'fitness tracker' turned out to be a flea and tick collar."

The Family Joules: Part 3

'White meat or dark?'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Litteratti K9s.

Pisa Hut.

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"Dr. Livingstone will see you now."

A butcher and his apprentice.

I Heart Dinosaurs Chef

Atomic Bear: Part 5

'The first cocktail.'

Gazelle Pizza#:'You guys aren't interested in pizza are you?'

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'